Sunday, August 2, 2009

In times of war, a nation must sacrifice?

My little brother, 19, is in Iraq right now (Motor-t, Alpha company, first Marines).





He is having a really difficult time in Iraq, and so are his buddies (generally because of a lack of sex, female attention, Iraqi women are "off limits" for different social/political reasons).





Many of the high school girls just have sex with cowardly %26amp; weak civilian men, too selfish to fight for their country against terrorists.





So here's my plan:





We should take like 10 or 11 747 Jumbo Jets full of teenage girls to Iraq, for the purpose of having sex with the troops.





This will accomplish 3 major things:





A) The girls will have a chance to have sex with REAL men.





B) It will be, in and of itself, a type of recruitment incentive for more young men to serve their country (being rewarded in Iraq by the girls).





C) It will make our soldiers happy.





I know that there may be legality problems because of the "underage" issue, that is why i also propose this "Iraq drive" be made a legal exception ("emergency" in a time of war).





If the legality can be circumvented, the numbers would look like this:





747 seating capacity: 366





10 * 366 = 3,660 girls





(140,000 US soldiers/ Marines)/(3,660) = 47 men per girl





10 men per day, per girl, = ONLY 5 days in Iraq…it would be like a type of Spring Break in Florida (just imagine a sandy beach without the water)





I believe the numbers are quite doable,





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My question is this:





If the above plan was in the works, (and if legal war-time exceptions could be made), would the teenage women do their patriotic contribution to the Iraq war effort (especially given the beneficial points A, B, %26amp; C)?





ANYONE can give a stupid “care” package or “thank you” card to the soldiers in Iraq,


Those are all cheap ways for civilians to say “well, I did my part for the troops”.





But the only true form of support is to contribute to the effort and sacrifice likewise:





A) for young men, JOIN the military and fight.


B) for young women, support troop moral by entertaining the troops, (and the above plan nullifies your excuse that Iraq is too far away).





It is true that the military protects your right to NOT (A)join or (B)support the moral of the military, BUT they also protect your right to volunteer for A %26amp; B (Young men %26amp; women respectively).

In times of war, a nation must sacrifice?
I am in Baghdad and there is nothing "Stupid" about a care package or a card from anywhere in America from anybody. Your little brother is in Iraq yet you are safe and sound at home complaining about other people not doing their patriotic duty. The empty wagon always makes the most noise...
Reply:Right, that's going to go over really well. Government sponsored whoring/skanking.





I'm just wondering, you say your brother is in Iraq, and that civilians are cowards, but it doesn't sound to me like YOU are in the military.





Life away from family and friends is part and parcel of military service. Anyone that joins the military knows this going in. Modern technology has made it a lot easier to keep in touch, it used to be limited to letters that could take weeks to get there.





Moral implications aside, I don't think your plan would do much to improve morale. A quicky with some skank that's willing to fly across the world to bang ten guys a day for a week will just cause other problems. Can you imagine the STD proliferation? And I can't imagine it would be much fun for the girl by the end of the week either.

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